Playing #SundaiUndies on Twitter is VERY complicated…wait…no it’s not, just show your your undies and add the hashtag #SundaiUndies !!!
The little things that catch our attention are so sexy because they are often primal and unintentional. Yet some women have mastered these techniques to capture their prey…I mean, to meet a guy…yeah.
When a woman caresses and slowly strokes her neckline, I read that as she is nervous but interested. If her chest is visibly flushed and she’s pulling ar her shirt, I read that one as, ‘i wish he’d tear my shirt off me!” but my mind has been known to exaggerate…just a little..sometimes.
The one that drives me crazy is anything she does with her mouth that expresses passion. Biting her lip when she looks at me, discretely licking her lips (NOT Gene Simmons style) all speak volumes. And the only thing I can think about is wanting her mouth to get to work on me…fast!
Now come on and tell me what a guy/girl does that makes you melt right there in your panties. (I’ll try your suggestions out and let you know how they scored for me!)
I was recently asked by a friend…”Can you separate love and sex?” at least I think that was her question. I was too busy starring at her low cut shirt to give the question my full attention. Anyway, let’s just pretend I’ve recounted the conversation correctly, ok?
Now I’ve thought about this before and this is how I answered: “yes, making love feels very different. To me’ making love raises the sensitivity in my chest, heart, lips, and eyes. I feel a need for all of those parts to be as physically close to my partner as possible for the entire time.” As for sex, actually to be more specific..as for fucking, it’s my mouth (not really the lips), hands, stomach, hips, cock, and ass that are all at level 10. There is no need for closeness or intimacy. The need is for all of those parts to feel blunt pressure, blunt force, and to use their muscular strength.”
And yes, I can make love to the same woman who I also fuck. But that second part has so much more to do with her ability and attitude than it does mine.
I’d love to hear your thoughts on my male perspective as well as your feelings between the two. So come on up off your knees and talk to me for a minute.🙂
I like it! I demand pics from my followers and @DragonPurrPurr just rips off her shirt at work! You’re a bad bad girl!
If you don’t know who this is…then you just aren’t following the right people. Hint: these monsters show up every Wednesday.😉
I just love it when friends post together🙂. Happy happy joy joy!
Pic 6 (and one hell of a bonus pic)
Is it unreasonable for me to expect all women to look and act like this? Long legs, impossibly small waist, giant gravity defying boobs, all wrapped up in a latex supergil outfit, and oozing bi-sexuality…it seems quite reasonable to me. And thanks to @skottichan , I can confirm that these women exist. NO! those are not drawings!! They’re real!! Please tell me they’re real!?!?
@skottichan is a Twitter friend who lives very close to me. She has been in my area and has avoided me like the plague I am. But that’s ok…I can deal with that as long as she keeps these illustrations alive and hot! Never…and I mean never, have I been into anime or comic books or fantasy. But something about @skottichan creations hits home. If you want to see more of her works just go to her site… Jaggyd …she is also available for commision to create YOUR perfect idea!
Ahhh…my favorite type of post is back! It’s another Woody Challenge, Wooohooo!!! This challenge is pretty darn simple in that there are MANY ways to interpret it. “Curves Ahead” can mean anything from the classic profile image, like you see my lovely friend Kat (@KatTait) rocking off to the left here, or it can be a specific body part that you like from a certain angle. Bottom line; if its curvy and sexy…I want it! Clothed, not clothed…wet, not wet…the options are endless. The important thing as that you send your submission into me via email to MorningWoody.WordPress@gmail.com in the next few days. As always, you can remain anonymous, or you can send me your twitter handle/web addy to draw even MORE attention to yourself!
A few quick words about my friend Kat. First of all…would you LOOK at that booty! My goodness!! Ok ok…sorry, that’s not what I meant to say. Kat has been a friend for a long time. She is one of those girls who just gets it right, and by ‘it’, I mean life. If she is going through a hard time, she still smiles and knows it will all work out, and when she is having fun, she wants all her friends included to share the fun. She has a beautiful family..(yeah yeah, her husbands a good guy too…whatever)…and she is crazy-haired-physics-dude smart! She is also someone you will eventually all know because she is a kick ass actress. Her break is coming…I just know it.
Thanks Kat, for being such a great friend, you rock!
-Now send in your pics, bitches!!!😉
The first submission sure is a nice one! Thanks Tea!
Little Ms. Anonymous giving us a curvy booty shake! Luv it!
@mystagenameis always takes such amazing pictures! All kinds of curves going on there…shhhhh…I’m tryig to trace them all with my mind!!
~guess who this is correctly and I’ll drop my pants….maybe…unless you’re a dude…or a bitchy stuck-up hag or a judgemental jackass! You know what, fuck it, I’m keeping my pants on ya sick bastards!
Ohhh…welcome to the fun, Wildcat! You know, I looked up wildcat and it’s main food source is the squirrel, and the squirrel is the holder of nuts…should I be scared??
Maybe I’m over thinking that one. Can someone please pull the string on her hip….it’s begging to be pulled!
Lil Fili knows exactly what I like…teased!!
@devlzadvoct giving a detailed close up curve picture…i see more ROUND than curves but im willing to accepted it based on its hotness.
@LondonFererra has exactly 28 curves showing that I…uh…appreciate. Yeah. I need a tissue….no..a towel…get me a &*^%$ towel!
Ok, so I only commissioned her for an interview, but I still had a great time! I had such a good time that I am not sure I could handle what most people hire her for…but damn if I wouldn’t try! I met Deme Fox on twitter , yes I followed her because she is smoking hot, but she is truly one of the nicest girls I have ever had the pleasure to talk to. She is always there to make you laugh, smile, and feel good about life. How many people do you know like that?? Yeah, not many.
I asked Deme if I could ask a few questions for my readers and she was all for it. I wanted to see if she had any questions for the typical man and woman…and since I dont know any typical men or women, I’ll have to do.As for Betty who helped me write this post, well…she has been kind of AWOL sadly😦. So until she pops back in, maybe you, the reader, can answer the questions from Deme that are directed to Betty?!?! Sound good? Great. Let’s get started with my questions to Deme….
1. What do you like your profession to be called? Is there a difference between Private Companion, Escort, and Prostitute?
2. Are you 100% self employed or do you have anyone arranging dates for you and taking a cut?
3. How would I know I wouldn’t be getting into any kind of legal trouble? Does your ‘Donation’ payment method always work?
I believe after working in this industry I have been fortunate to see that men crave intimacy and affection just as much as women do. It is a misconception that men are haredened, and are unable to show their feelings. They are just as insecure as women, and require the same affection and intimacy that a woman requires. Women and men are no different, they just express themselves differently. Especially in the bedroom.
10. Can I get a discount?😉
1. How did you decide that you wanted to be an escort? Was it a conscious decision or were you kind of pushed into it via circumstance, etc
2. Has sex become more mechanical to you since it is your “job”, or do you still really enjoy it?
3. Are you ever hired for non-sexual situations; i.e. escort to events, etc. or is it solely a sexual transaction?
4. Is it hard for you to get aroused for a client if they are not attractive or if you’re really just “not in the mood”?
5. Have you ever turned someone away after you were hired, either for looks or just because they gave you the heeby-jeebies?
6. Does your family know what you do? I would tell my family, if it were me. Have you told yours? Why or why not?
7. How long have you been doing what you do?
8. Is this something you always want to do or is it a stop on the road to a certain career? If it is, what career are you planning?
9. I’ve never seen you (obviously) so I am curious: Have you had plastic surgery? Face? Body? Was it for the job or a personal choice? Do you regret it?
10. Are you a health freak? Like eating well, exercising, etc? What is your number one beauty/health secret? (I’m a girl!! I’m curious!!)
I am not a health freak but I do watch what I eat. I do like to indulge in my sinful foods as well. I do exercise (3-5x’s /week) Drink water when you can. I eat what I want..but I do have things in moderation.
The first thing that comes to my mind is a controlled and legal way to pay for sex. The ‘why?’ is because I think that in the US it is well known that this loophole of paying for a womans time is also a way to buy sex.
I DO believe it should be legalized. I feel that sex crimes would go down and my mood would rise🙂.
I think that escorts would be best to teach couples how to be more open and intimate. And I agree with your statement that men want this intamacy more than women think we do.
I would not in terms of a relationship, I am the jealous type and I would have a very hard time with your day to day work. But I would go out with an escort for a fun date now and then without it getting to deep emotionally.
What intrigues me is that you are an extremely kind person with a huge heart. Your knowledge if what men desire is important for my female readers to know.
Thank you so much Deme! If only I knew about you sooner😉