22
Aug
10

It’s #SundaiUndies time!

Playing #SundaiUndies on Twitter is VERY complicated…wait…no it’s not, just show your your undies and add the hashtag #SundaiUndies !!!

09
Aug
10

What little things turn you on?

The little things that catch our attention are so sexy because they are often primal and unintentional. Yet some women have mastered these techniques to capture their prey…I mean, to meet a guy…yeah.
When a woman caresses and slowly strokes her neckline, I read that as she is nervous but interested. If her chest is visibly flushed and she’s pulling ar her shirt, I read that one as, ‘i wish he’d tear my shirt off me!” but my mind has been known to exaggerate…just a little..sometimes.

The one that drives me crazy is anything she does with her mouth that expresses passion. Biting her lip when she looks at me, discretely licking her lips (NOT Gene Simmons style) all speak volumes. And the only thing I can think about is wanting her mouth to get to work on me…fast!

Now come on and tell me what a guy/girl does that makes you melt right there in your panties. (I’ll try your suggestions out and let you know how they scored for me!)

07
Aug
10

Sunday Confession: Making Love vs. Sex.

I was recently asked by a friend…”Can you separate love and sex?” at least I think that was her question. I was too busy starring at her low cut shirt to give the question my full attention. Anyway, let’s just pretend I’ve recounted the conversation correctly, ok?
Now I’ve thought about this before and this is how I answered: “yes, making love feels very different. To me’ making love raises the sensitivity in my chest, heart, lips, and eyes. I feel a need for all of those parts to be as physically close to my partner as possible for the entire time.” As for sex, actually to be more specific..as for fucking, it’s my mouth (not really the lips), hands, stomach, hips, cock, and ass that are all at level 10. There is no need for closeness or intimacy. The need is for all of those parts to feel blunt pressure, blunt force, and to use their muscular strength.”
And yes, I can make love to the same woman who I also fuck. But that second part has so much more to do with her ability and attitude than it does mine.
I’d love to hear your thoughts on my male perspective as well as your feelings between the two. So come on up off your knees and talk to me for a minute.🙂

15
Jul
10

Woody’s Challenge: Tan Lines!

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I like it! I demand pics from my followers and @DragonPurrPurr just rips off her shirt at work! You’re a bad bad girl!
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If you don’t know who this is…then you just aren’t following the right people. Hint: these monsters show up every Wednesday.😉
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I just love it when friends post together🙂. Happy happy joy joy!
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Pic 6 (and one hell of a bonus pic)

23
Jun
10

Twitter Profile @skottichan

Is it unreasonable for me to expect all women to look and act like this? Long legs, impossibly small waist, giant gravity defying boobs, all wrapped up in a latex supergil outfit, and oozing bi-sexuality…it seems quite reasonable to me. And thanks to @skottichan , I can confirm that these women exist. NO! those are not drawings!! They’re real!! Please tell me they’re real!?!?
@skottichan is a Twitter friend who lives very close to me. She has been in my area and has avoided me like the plague I am. But that’s ok…I can deal with that as long as she keeps these illustrations alive and hot! Never…and I mean never, have I been into anime or comic books or fantasy. But something about @skottichan creations hits home. If you want to see more of her works just go to her site… Jaggyd …she is also available for commision to create YOUR perfect idea!

14
Jun
10

Woody’s Challenge: Curves Ahead!

Ahhh…my favorite type of post is back! It’s another Woody Challenge, Wooohooo!!! This challenge is pretty darn simple in that there are MANY ways to interpret it. “Curves Ahead” can mean anything from the classic profile image, like you see my lovely friend Kat (@KatTait) rocking off to the left here, or it can be a specific body part that you like from a certain angle. Bottom line; if its curvy and sexy…I want it! Clothed, not clothed…wet, not wet…the options are endless. The important thing as that you send your submission into me via email to MorningWoody.WordPress@gmail.com in the next few days. As always, you can remain anonymous, or you can send me your twitter handle/web addy to draw even MORE attention to yourself!

A few quick words about my friend Kat. First of all…would you LOOK at that booty! My goodness!! Ok ok…sorry, that’s not what I meant to say. Kat has been a friend for a long time. She is one of those girls who just gets it right, and by ‘it’, I mean life. If she is going through a hard time, she still smiles and knows it will all work out, and when she is having fun, she wants all her friends included to share the fun. She has a beautiful family..(yeah yeah, her husbands a good guy too…whatever)…and she is crazy-haired-physics-dude smart! She is also someone you will eventually all know because she is a kick ass actress. Her break is coming…I just know it.

Thanks Kat, for being such a great friend, you rock!

-Now send in your pics, bitches!!!😉

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The first submission sure is a nice one! Thanks Tea!

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Little Ms. Anonymous giving us a curvy booty shake! Luv it!
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@mystagenameis always takes such amazing pictures! All kinds of curves going on there…shhhhh…I’m tryig to trace them all with my mind!!
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~guess who this is correctly and I’ll drop my pants….maybe…unless you’re a dude…or a bitchy stuck-up hag or a judgemental jackass! You know what, fuck it, I’m keeping my pants on ya sick bastards!
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Ohhh…welcome to the fun, Wildcat! You know, I looked up wildcat and it’s main food source is the squirrel, and the squirrel is the holder of nuts…should I be scared??
Maybe I’m over thinking that one. Can someone please pull the string on her hip….it’s begging to be pulled!
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Lil Fili knows exactly what I like…teased!!
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@devlzadvoct giving a detailed close up curve picture…i see more ROUND than curves but im willing to accepted it based on its hotness.

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@LondonFererra has exactly 28 curves showing that I…uh…appreciate. Yeah. I need a tissue….no..a towel…get me a &*^%$ towel!

06
Jun
10

Sunday Confession: Woody commissions an Escort…

Ok, so I only commissioned her for an interview, but I still had a great time! I had such a good time that I am not sure I could handle what most people hire her for…but damn if I wouldn’t try! I met Deme Fox on twitter , yes I followed her because she is smoking hot, but she is truly one of the nicest girls I have ever had the pleasure to talk to. She is always there to make you laugh, smile, and feel good about life. How many people do you know like that?? Yeah, not many.

I asked Deme if I could ask a few questions for my readers and she was all for it. I wanted to see if she had any questions for the typical man and woman…and since I dont know any typical men or women, I’ll have to do.As for Betty who helped me write this post, well…she has been kind of AWOL sadly😦. So until she pops back in, maybe you, the reader, can answer the questions from Deme that are directed to Betty?!?! Sound good? Great. Let’s get started with my questions to Deme….

Woody’s questions:

1. What do you like your profession to be called? Is there a difference between Private Companion, Escort, and Prostitute?

I believe each person would define this profession as what they choose it to be. I personally refer to myself as an escort or companion, since that is the level of service that I provide to my clients.
2. Are you 100% self employed or do you have anyone arranging dates for you and taking a cut?
I am Independent. I take care of all aspects of my business. I also have a part time affiliation with a Toronto Agency, whom I also do bookings with for their clients. Any of their appointments, they make a cut of the appointment, since it is their booking.
3. How would I know I wouldn’t be getting into any kind of legal trouble? Does your ‘Donation’ payment method always work?
Well here in Canada, laws are different. Escorting is legal, the act of solicitation is ILLEGAL. Money exchanged is strictly for one’s time.
4. Are you in a relationship now? Does your work cause conflict or does he/she ask jealousy type questions?
I am involved with someone. Trust and communication are the most important factors in order for us to not get jealous. It does happen, on both our parts, it’s only natural. He knows things about me, that no one else know’s that I hope helps him stay reassured in our relationship. Communication is a vital part of our relationship, as is trust.

5.What are your feelings on monogamy, and if you are in a relationship, would you let your partner go out with another Private Companion?
I personally would like the man I choose to be with to be monogamous. If he feels that he needs to be with a Private Companion,(without including me.. lol) there is something lacking in our own relationship, and I would only hope that he communicates that with me.
6. Give me an example of one of the best nights you had, in as much detail as possible🙂.
That is a hard question to answer. I believe the best nite for me would be with the person that I am involved with. YET, I have alot of great times that I spend with my clients. The one that would be the most memorable for me, was with a client who had prepared an evening for my birthday. This was years ago, but he had a reservation at a fine dining restaurant, theater tickets, and a nice evening out for drinks. A very thoughtful night, which was a surprise.
7. And an example of one of the worst nights you have had… One of my least favourable nights at work was years ago. A client slipped some drugs in a new girls drink .. the poor thing was petrified. She wanted to go to the hospital, no one else wanted to go with her. I ended up being the only one that was willing to go. I cancelled all my appointments. (agency was not happy) Stayed with her for most of the night, until I had to go home. The next day she had the nerve to say that I ended up stealing her money (she owed the agency money). Lesson learned on my part.
8. What do you think you know about men that most women don’t know or understand?

I believe after working in this industry I have been fortunate to see that men crave intimacy and affection just as much as women do. It is a misconception that men are haredened, and are unable to show their feelings. They are just as insecure as women, and require the same affection and intimacy that a woman requires. Women and men are no different, they just express themselves differently. Especially in the bedroom.

9. What is the most outrageous thing you have been asked to do…and you did it?
The level of clients that I see now are not requesting outrageous things. They really are great guys who treat me really nicely. Not the case back in the day. I use to have alot of guys wanting ROLEPLAYING and Light Domination. Yes I did it. I use to tie them up and for some reason the idea of them being my little “slut” turned them on.

10. Can I get a discount?😉

When you visit..call me up!!😛
Betty’s Questions:

1. How did you decide that you wanted to be an escort? Was it a conscious decision or were you kind of pushed into it via circumstance, etc

My decision to become an escort was due to my circumstances. I had lost my job and needed money. I took time to think about it, (about 1 week) so it was very much a conscious decision. Started out at an agency, and the rest is history.

2. Has sex become more mechanical to you since it is your “job”, or do you still really enjoy it?

Yes at times you can find yourself slipping into the mechanics of the “job”.. this is why I have a minimal amount of appointments per week. I don’t want to feel robotic.

3. Are you ever hired for non-sexual situations; i.e. escort to events, etc. or is it solely a sexual transaction?

My appointments are based on the time that I spend with my clients. It can range from a dinner appoitment, to attending an event, or staying in. It really varies on what the client’s preferance is.

4. Is it hard for you to get aroused for a client if they are not attractive or if you’re really just “not in the mood”?

There is more to intimacy then a person’s appearance that can get you aroused. Even the most attractive person, doesn’t always necessarily know what to do, or doesn’t treat you great. There are many factors that you take into account, to help you get yourself in the mood, and a working lady know’s what to do, to assisst herself in this process if need be.🙂

5. Have you ever turned someone away after you were hired, either for looks or just because they gave you the heeby-jeebies?

I alway trust my gut feeling, therefore If I don’t feel right about an appointment, I leave. Since I book my own appointments, there is enough of a screening process to ensure that this does not occur.

6. Does your family know what you do? I would tell my family, if it were me. Have you told yours? Why or why not?

No, my family does not know what I do. They are “OLD SCHOOL”, and would not be able to understand my decision, nor accept it.

7. How long have you been doing what you do?

I started this job when I was 25.. was in it for a few years..left the industry for several and returned about 3.5yrs ago.

8. Is this something you always want to do or is it a stop on the road to a certain career? If it is, what career are you planning?

I’ll be leaving ending my job this year. I am in the process of establishing an agency and having other ladies work under my label. I also have other goals in my life that are unrelated to this industry.

9. I’ve never seen you (obviously) so I am curious: Have you had plastic surgery? Face? Body? Was it for the job or a personal choice? Do you regret it?

I have NEVER had plastic surgery. I am all natural in my appearance. Face & Body.

10. Are you a health freak? Like eating well, exercising, etc? What is your number one beauty/health secret? (I’m a girl!! I’m curious!!)

I am not a health freak but I do watch what I eat. I do like to indulge in my sinful foods as well. I do exercise (3-5x’s /week) Drink water when you can. I eat what I want..but I do have things in moderation.

Beauty tip: Bronzer.. Luv it! and luv my lipgloss! Gotta have kissable lips!
QUESTIONS for Woody..
1. When you think of an escort.. what is the first thing that comes to mind? Why?

The first thing that comes to my mind is a controlled and legal way to pay for sex. The ‘why?’ is because I think that in the US it is well known that this loophole of paying for a womans time is also a way to buy sex.

2. Do you believe that Escorting should be legalized in the U.S.A?

I DO believe it should be legalized. I feel that sex crimes would go down and my mood would rise🙂.

3. Do you think that Escorting is a safe way for men/women to access intimacy or do you think it is just plain wrong? Explain.

I think that escorts would be best to teach couples how to be more open and intimate. And I agree with your statement that men want this intamacy more than women think we do.

4. Would you ever date an escort? Why or Why not?

I would not in terms of a relationship, I am the jealous type and I would have a very hard time with your day to day work. But I would go out with an escort for a fun date now and then without it getting to deep emotionally.

5. What is the one thing that intrigues you about escorts that prompted you to survey me? (other then the obvious) *giggles*

What intrigues me is that you are an extremely kind person with a huge heart. Your knowledge if what men desire is important for my female readers to know.

QUESTIONS for Betty…(and for the readers of this post)
1. When you think of an escort..what is the first thing that comes to mind? Why?
2. Do you believe that Escorting should be legalized in the U.S.A?
3. Have you ever had the thought of being an Escort? Why or Why not?
4. You stated that if you were and escort, you would tell your family. Do you believe that they would be accepting of your choice if you chose to be an escort? Why or Why not?
5. If you found out your boyfriend saw an escort, how would you feel?
Hugs and kisses…
Deme Fox..xox

Thank you so much Deme! If only I knew about you sooner😉




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